I Prefer My Adrenaline Boost To Come From Being Spanked-But Once In AWhile Unnecessary Sh*t! Happens...

My husband's affectionate nickname for me, is 'his little pitbull terrier'...Why? Not because I look like a pitbull, lol...

Because I'm so quiet & introvert, people assume I am meek & mild & I am to a certain extent. The majority of the time I am laid back, ignore the antagonistic, argumentative, rude types. Though they can be quite entertaining, I just choose to be nice & steer clear of little niggling battles which need not bother me. As in 'none of my business'...but...this morning...

I wrote about it in my private blog. Where I am less thoughtful of the words I use. I edited the swearing, lol...

Shit For Brains-Evil Scum!

OMFG! I think I need a morning boost of adrenaline to get me going in the morning...

Seriously, it made me feel less 'Ugh!'...I have felt drained the last few days, from doing lots of gardening & walking...

We had a weasly little shit head, piece of scum on our doorstep this morning...Banging on the door. Putting his foot in the door. Threatening John that if he did not take the review down by tomorrow, he'd be back to sort him out...

Ummm! Yes, I'm afraid there are weird people who behave that way in Essex. They give us a bad name...

Then his outside the window, still threatening. That was it. NO ONE! threatens my family. So I go to the door. John tries to stop me. I growl! 'DONT! tell me what to do'. Then I tell him to F*** OFF!!! YOU FUCKING OBNOXIOUS LITTLE C**T! There was also a few piece of shit, scum, you name it, thrown in..Ohhh! & Go crash & die you piece of scum...

He dinnarf move fast away from our front window...Oops! {Grins} I know, not very lady like, but I don't react well to bullying little, you know what, threatening my husband & coming around my home, in front of my kids..."Grrr!!!" Then I turn into a lioness, lol...My bite is worse then my roar {Smiles sweetly & goes back to being unassuming}

He was into shouting people down. I am quite good at not being shouted down. Apparently we're tossers because we need finance. I just grinned, because...well, who doesn't need finance. Also, we can't get finance, because we don't have any credit rating. We have one wossy from way back, but otherwise they could not find us, but, apparently we have not got a bad credit rating either...

We're one of those strange people who pay by cash, lol...

How I see it. I don't explain myself to no evil piece of shit, who comes to our home & threatens my husband. I'm waiting...Ohh! Yeah! I told him that we was calling the police. We have got an incident number. I'm hoping the police go & explain to him how google reviews work...F****** dense, shit for brains, piece of scum...

I was angry...

We are slightly flabbergasted. John said about taking the review down, I said 'Don't you dare'...In fact give him another review. I am going to give him a bad review as well...If I could be arsed I would give him a whole load of bad reviews, but then that would make me as bad as that piece of scum...

I wrote him a good one 'Not'...Maybe I was naughty for antagonising the weirdo, he has obviously got a gangster 'tough guy' thing going on...Yeah, well, I am not so easily intimidated by little gangster wanna be's...

The phone ran not so long ago. I done 1471. It was a mobile number...Me suspects it was shit for brains, the tough little tattooed geezer on his bike. With his helmet. What is it with short geezers, they're like small yappy dogs...

I am only 5', we was eye level...He come up to my husbands chin, hen he was trying to be all threatening up in his face...I mean adam's apple...Not that I have issues with short men. I am friends with a few...

Sooo! My nice review...Below...

Unbelievable. This morning we had the heavies. Well more of a little geezer with tattoos, lol...He came to our home ,to threaten my husband. He had to take down the bad review he wrote, or he {J} would be back to sort him out. Okay! Strange little man...Once we got rid of the snarling little man, he was still outside shouting out about 'taking it down now'...

I think he genuinely thought we would take notice & do as we was told...Which makes me think...Okaaay! 'Screw loose!'...Good luck with getting your own way through using bully tactics, matey!

We called the police. Because no one comes to our home, threatens us with violence, in front of our kids & gets away with it. Of course we are more sane people, who think before we act, so we involve the police, not go around acting like thugs...We're not that dumb...

Mind you. It was more a case of a weird little man, having a hissy fit, because my husband wrote him a bad review. A review which was not even as bad as some other reviews, did he pay them a personal house call as well?

This man is a little bully, who uses threatening intimidating behaviour to get his own way. Unfortunately not everyone allows these snarly little men types to intimidate them, so it didn't work out for him. My husband will not be removing his review & I have added a new one for him to read & get himself in a tizzy about, lol...

Personally I think this little geezer needs to up his meds & learn that rude, abusive, aggressive, bullying, intimidating. threatening behaviour, does not get him anywhere, it just makes him look dense...

Methinks someone has been watching way too much Eastenders. Maybe he sees himself as one of the Mitchell brothers, lol. His more like the Mitchells little runt brother...

People are entitled to write a review, it's a free country. That sort of behaviour is illegal. Maybe if you run your business properly. Remember that the customer is always right. There is a course you can go on...

I should add. This little man's behaviour was a total over reaction on his part. We done nothing wrong, other then write a negative review. As sane people we do not involve ourselves with the dramatic little drama queen types...GROW UP!

Hmmm! Now I need more coffee...After all that drama & intrigue. I will go back to being lady like & not swearing my head off like a fish wife, so to speak...{HeeHee}