Calm down, luv! Part Two...

Calm down, luv!

Ohhh! Heres another one...

One Word Messages

by A

Him: Hey

Ohhh! Nooo! He didn't!...Ruuuun!

Me: Seriously why do people send messages like this?

Well. Because they might have spent their precious time reading your profile, then writing out a witty interesting paragraph, covering what's in your profile, with conversation fodder & proof that he did indeed read all the rules...Only for you not to respond...Hey, is so much quicker...No response, move onto someone else...

Him: Like what?

Now you've confused him...After all, he only said 'Hey'...

Me: It's one word. I have nothing to respond to.

Hmmm! Another stuck up madam...

If someone says 'hey' to me & I feel like chatting, I say 'Hey' back..Take it from there. Less hassle, less drama, less interesting, less entertaining...

Him: Oh, well ill give you more than one word

Wait for it......

Him: Fuck you
Him: There that was 2 words, happy?

{HaHaHa} Ohhh!...Good come back...She did walk right into that one...

Me: Yes actually because at least now I have something to respond to.
Me: Not in this lifetime pal.

Lol! Women are always good with the comebacks...